The hip-hop star will be disappointed to learn his new single has not been chosen for Will and Kate's nuptials in April
Finally, sad news for those artistes who were hoping to provide the musical entertainment at the forthcoming royal wedding. For weeks, the competition has been hotting up. Operatic man-band Blake ? featuring William's Old University Friend Jules ? have hopefully put out a wedding-themed single called All Of Me, while Snoop Dogg has furthered his case by casting lookalikes of Princes William and Harry in the video for single Wet.
Without wishing to make the Windsors seem overly stuffy, LiS wasn't certain that associating the heir to the throne with a song about vaginal mucus was the best way of securing the gig, and so it has proved. In the latest of its piping-hot royal wedding exclusives, Hello! has gobsmacked the nation with the revelation that the music at Westminster Abbey will be provided by the Choir Of Westminster Abbey, clearly shocking news to anyone who thought the royal couple would chose to go down the aisle to the theme from Steptoe And Son and the Exploited's Fuck the Mods. LiS looks at Snoop's crestfallen face and says: there's always the buffet afterwards! Perhaps Her Majesty would like to hear your song about vaginal mucus there?
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